Bring me a bottle of Red (wine, that is). In Winnipeg, Le Rouge is idolised for its life-extending qualities & I quote in full, it's sooooo good;
"The scientific community first noticed the potentially positive effects of red wine while trying to determine why French people lived so damn long. Researchers studying lifestyle risk factors soon realized that, according to their data, no one in France should be alive past the age of 12. The French, of course, do absolutely everything wrong in terms of lifestyle and yet live as long as or longer than the rest of us. Everything they eat is covered in thick creamy sauces, they serve wine with breakfast and most people in France start smoking before they are three.
Startled scientists soon noted that the pate-stuffed, wine-soaked chain smokers of Provence were outliving the fish-eating Vikings of Sweden and loving every minute of it. “Impossible” they squealed when confronted with the evidence, “how could this be?”"
Oregon State University came up with the research: a gene called SIRT1 can reduce the development of new fat cells and increase the metabolism of fat within existing cells. The activity level of this gene can be significantly enhanced when a compound commonly found in red wine is present. The compound, identified as resveratrol, is an anti-oxidant found in high concentrations in grape skins.
I am switching to Provence Rouge.