Les tablettes de chocolat

I am grateful to "Why travel to France" for the amusing linguistic revelation that the French for "six pack" (a.k.a ripped abdominal muscles) is "tablettes de chocolat".  My chocolate bars have more ripples than a six pack, which says a lot (or not) about the Australians who invented the beer-can analogy.

For the record, you can see quite a few on the beaches of the French Riviera (if you're challenging the link with Provence).